If you ever find yourself in the wrong story, leave.
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Mo Willems
Never call anyone a baboon unless you are sure of your facts.
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Will Cuppy
Breeze strolled over to the table and chose a seat with his characteristic decorum. The portly man raised his dueling cane, pointing it at Ham. 'I see that my period of intellectual respite has come to an end.' Ham smiled. 'I thought up a couple...
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Brandon Sanderson
I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them.
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Edward Verrall Lucas
I swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall.
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Derek Landy
More Quotes By Diana Wynne Jones
I think we ought to live happily ever after.
To love someone enough to let them go, you had to let them go forever or you did not love them that much.
Learn to drive?"" Never, " said Quentin. "My mission in life is to be a passenger.
Nobody gets praised for the right reasons.
You must admit I have a right to live in a pigsty if I want.
